Parks and Recreation: 4x21
Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as “Eagle One.” Ann is “Been there, done that.” April is “Currently doing that.” Donna is “It happened once in a dream.” Chris is “If I had to pick a dude.” Ben is… “Eagle Two.”
Ben: Oh, thank god.
You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
Game of Thrones S04E02 | Stannis Baratheon
Stannis Baratheon in 13 words, ladies and gentlemen.