love is a lie on the would be lips of death

23 ginger, I live in ky. I look like a viking, Im a geek. Oh and I go harder than a mother fucker in the woods. Supa cited lets be friends!

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Parks and Recreation: 4x21

AndyFrom now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as “Eagle One.” Ann is “Been there, done that.” April is “Currently doing that.” Donna is “It happened once in a dream.” Chris is “If I had to pick a dude.” Ben is… “Eagle Two.”
Ben: Oh, thank god.

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You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

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Young couple playing records spread out on living room floor. Ohio, 1955.


will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

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found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

armor appreciation (3/?)

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shut up Sokka


Wild Dog by Corinne Reid


Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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Game of Thrones S04E02 | Stannis Baratheon

Stannis Baratheon in 13 words, ladies and gentlemen.

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